Daleville Dan Does Thanksgiving

Daleville Dan awoke in the morn
on that warm thanksgiving day
His sheets were soaked, his brow was wet
his 'lectric bill, he forgot to pay

He went to the fridge in search of some viddles
But the milk had turned to whey
That's ok, said with a smile
The turkey's defrosted, and I like my beer warm anyway

After spending the day drinking warm beer
and now holdin' the turkey over the fryer
He said, "Y'all watch this" as he quickly dropped the bird
and started a big 'ole grease fire

"Now that's a faar, he said nervously
as the flames lapped at his home
and before the fire trucks could come
his single-wide had turned all ash and loam

When the police arrived
the firemen explained, "It's just like Dan's luck
And through it all Daleville Dan was thankful
The flames never reached his truck.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I'm sure we all have many things to be thankful of.


  1. Just like a dumb redneck!
    Happy Thanksgiving, JL.

  2. Yep, Dan may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but he's got heart. He just keeps plugging along, hangin' in there like a hair on a biscuit, in spite of his obvious handicaps.

  3. You know you're a red neck if ya can relate to Daleville Dan. Anyone gonna admit it? 'Ey?

  4. Are you kidding? I actually keep a set of fake eyebrows handy for when I suffer from Daleville Dan moments. I've used them on occasions like using a can of gas to start a fire "quicker."


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