Tuesday, December 28, 2010

That Old Favorite Christmas Tune

I know, I kind of disappeared there for awhile. But now I'm back with my newest adventure. Let's just say this may, or may not, be true.

So, to keep you guessing, I've decided to tell the story in the form of that old favorite Christmas song, "Grandma got run over by a reindeer." Just imagine the tune as you read the chorus and verse.


Grandma got pulled over by the Po-Po

Driving home from our house Christmas day.
She tried to talk the officer to a warning
But he just shook his head and said "No way."

She was visiting her family
Eating food and drinking wine
But when she got into her auto
She dropped her quaint fa├žade and lost her mind

Grandma got pulled over by the Po-Po
Driving home from our house Christmas day.
She tried to talk the officer to a warning
But he just shook his head and said "No way."


 
Seems she'd taken out a stop sign
And drove her car over a bump
How she drove another mile
We're still shocked, amazed, and truly stumped





It wasn't difficult to find her
Where the police made her park
We just drove the path she left us
Filled with broken glass and her car parts



Chorus

Now she's driving with one headlight
'Cause the other is all gone
Now if you see our Grandma driving
You better run to safety on the lawn.

Chorus x2

There's so much more I could write but will just leave the song where it is for now. Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas holiday. Best wishes for the New year.