Sunday, May 22, 2011

You Still Here?

Me too. Well, it looks like we all made it through the rapture. Wait, isn't the idea of the rapture that you WANT to get swept up? The good thing is, Harold Camping is still here too, so we've got someone to blame.

I don't know though, he looks to me like he could go any day now.

Wait. Does this mean that we are all sinners? Have we all been left behind? I guess we'll never know. That is ... until 2012.

The terrible thing about this whole situation is that I believed in it just enough to put off mowing the yard yesterday, and I have to do it on a Sunday.  I'll probably do the same thing on December 21st, 2012 when our planet is believed to be crossing the galactic center of our universe and become subject to the forces of the black hole ejecta.

Okay, so maybe I'll go ahead and put on some sunscreen that day too - just in case.